Legal

Imprint &
Privacy

The part of the website every company has and nobody reads. We read it once. It was a dark day.

Satire

Imprint

Snellheid Industries™ GmbH & Co. KG i.G.i.V.
(in founding, in founding)

Schneckenweg 1
99999 Schneckenhausen
Germany (postcode deliberately invalid: snails don’t get mail, they are mail)

Managing Directors: Chad Brockwell, Brad Hendricks
Chief Terminating Officer: Dirk Steinmann
Person responsible for content: Brian (Intern)

Commercial register: pending since 2009
VAT ID: DE000000000 (it’s a vibe, not a number)

Snellheid Industries is a fictional company and this imprint is satire. None of these people exist. If you need to reach the real humans behind this site, ask the friend who sent you the link.

Not satire

Privacy

This part is real. Here is everything this site does with data:

  • Hosting. The site is hosted on GitHub Pages. GitHub may log technical data such as your IP address to deliver the site and keep it secure.
  • No tracking. No analytics, no ads, no tracking cookies, no third-party fonts (they’re hosted on this site). Exception: the Store page loads PayPal’s checkout button, which sets PayPal’s own cookies under PayPal’s privacy policy.
  • Your browser. The site remembers a few things in your own browser (local storage): your language, game high scores, which news posts you reacted to, and a name you typed for the leaderboard. They never leave your device unless you submit them.
  • Shared features. If you submit a Flappy Snail score, the name and score you enter are stored in our database (Supabase) and shown publicly on the leaderboard. Reactions on news posts are stored as anonymous counts. Loading these shared features connects your browser to Supabase, which sees your IP address like any web server. The generators and performance reviews run entirely in your browser.
  • The Store. When you order, PayPal processes the payment and gives us your name, email address and shipping address. We store these in a private database (Supabase) and pass them to Printful, who make and ship your item. We use them only to fulfil and support your order, and delete them on request once the order is done.
  • Questions or deletion requests: through the person who sent you the link.